| Aborigurinal | Loo for native Australians |
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| Accordianatic | Fan of the squeeze box (see Concertinut) | |
| Alligotato | Eighteen foot long vegetable with scaly skin and long tale (see Chippodile) | |
| Altituna | Fish at a great height | |
| Amphithearache | Hearing problem in an open air arena | |
| Annihileighbour | To blow up the people next door | |
| Antiquarium1 | Very old fish tank | |
| Antirrhinefield | Area of exploding flowers | |
| Apostroughly | Punctuation that's about right | |
| Apparishioner | Someone who seems to go to church but doesn't | |
| Appendisightseeing | A pain in your guts from looking at local views | |
| Aptitupid | A talent for doing daft things | |
| Aqualungeejump | Going underwater on the end of a piece of elastic | |
| Archbishap | Small mistake made by a senior clergyman | |
| Archbishoo | Senior clergyman with a cold (see Expedishoo) | |
| Armapillow | Animal with a soft shell | |
| Artichopelessness | Despair arising from eating too many vegetables | |
| Ashtravy | Brown liquid with fag ends in it | |
| Asparagusto | Enthusiasm for a vegetable | |
| Aspidishwasher | Potted plant that grows in the sink | |
| Aspidisticuffs | Punch up over who has the potted plant | |
| Automobilicious | A tasty car |
