| Camembaerofoil |
Lump of cheese on the back of your car |
Catapoultry
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| Candlearboretum |
Lighting bracket with lots of branches |
| Caribooze |
Alcohol for a moose |
| Catapoultry |
Device for launching chickens across the farmyard |
| Catermeringue |
Sweet cake with two hulls |
| Caterpilliterate |
Young butterfly that can't read |
| Caterpillock |
Stupid young butterfly |
| Chippodile |
An eighteen-foot long animal with scaly skin and a long tail which tastes nice with salt and vinegar (see Alligatato)
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| Chocroach |
Sweetmeat with an insect inside |
| Chiromandwich |
Divination by watching the way people eat bread-based snacks |
| Chiromankypanky |
Using your palm for something other than fortune telling |
| Cognackack |
Brandy-flavoured anti-aircraft fire |
| Combustibullfinch |
A garden bird liable to burst into flames |
| Concertinut |
Fan of a different type of squeeze box (see Accordianatic) |
| Constabath |
What a low-ranking policeman washes in |
| Contradictionary |
Book which tells you the meaning of words. (No it doesn't) |
| Courgettison |
To throw a small cucumber overboard/td>
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| Customerder |
Killing someone who enters your shop |
