| Decoraimless | Not having much idea about doing up your house |
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| Dedgehog /strong> | A deceased small spiny animal. (See Splatterjack) | |
| Desperacon | "I must have some fried pig meat" | |
| Directomy | Removal of some phone numbers | |
| Dispepsicola | Indigestion from drinking too much of a fizzy drink | |
| Divangaroo | Couch with a pouch. (See Platyput-U-up and Hippopotaman) | |
| Doominant | Cow on the way to a slaughterhouse | |
| Drambiguity | A liqueur of dubious origin. (See Liqueuriosity) | |
| Drumbago | Backache from playing a percussion instrument |
