| Gayhound | Homosexual racing dog |
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| Golphin | Aquatic animal playing a game with sticks and balls | |
| Gorgonzebra | Black and white striped cheese. (See Zebrie) | |
| Grandpagoda | An oriental building's father's father | |
| Gransome | Holding your mother's mother hostage | |
| Grimrose | Unhappy Spring flower. (See Laffodil) | |
| Grumblebee | Dissatisfied honey-making insect | |
| Guitarmageddon | End of the world for a stringed instrument | |
| Gurude | A naked spiritual leader |
