M-key

Marmalate The breakfast spread you drop when you're rushed in the morning
Marsoup

Kangaroo waist deep in a bowl of soup

Marsoup Broth made from kangaroos
Marzipankle Cake topping around the lower leg
Mincespider Eight-legged tart
Mirthquake Seismic activity caused by laughter
Moustachécase Travelling receptacle for replacement facial hair
Mucustard Unpleasant trifle topping. (See Blunderbustard)
Muttball Game played by 22 men kicking a dog around