| Marmalate | The breakfast spread you drop when you're rushed in the morning |
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| Marsoup | Broth made from kangaroos | |
| Marzipankle | Cake topping around the lower leg | |
| Mincespider | Eight-legged tart | |
| Mirthquake | Seismic activity caused by laughter | |
| Moustachécase | Travelling receptacle for replacement facial hair | |
| Mucustard | Unpleasant trifle topping. (See Blunderbustard) | |
| Muttball | Game played by 22 men kicking a dog around |
