Quartermastacre Slaughter of people in charge of the stores

A pair of pants moving at great speed

Quentintaranteapot Tableware that explodes in your face in slow motion, leaving a bloody mess all over the tablecloth
Questionnairevermind When you are stopped in the street, but then they realize that you'd say no to a special offer on double glazing
Quickers Underwear that's very speedy to put on, or ...