V-key

Vasectomouse Neutering a rodent
Vermicello

A conductor waving his baton over a plate of pasta, from which notes are being emitted

Vermicello Musical pasta
Vesticide Poison for undergarments
Volcanus The result of 5 pints of Guiness and a tin of peaches (See Biryomit)
Vomigranate Exotic fruit that disagrees with you